Top Funny Quotes That Will Make You LOL

A friend in need, is a friend indeed. We have presented some Funny Friends Quotes to make your friendship bond strong. It will be source of happiness on your and your friend's face.  Funny Memories With Friends Quotes “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” - Mark Twain “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” - Terri Guillemets “Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” - Laurie Colwin “We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!“ - Unknown “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.” “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” - C.S. Lewis “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” - Aaron Machado “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are...

If you like sailing. You want to read some Funny and hilarious Boating Quotes. We have collected for you some Funny Boat Quotes which you will surely enjoy.  Funny Boating Quotes “Don’t bring an anchor, on a sinking boat.” – Anthony Liccione “Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.” – Jean-Paul Sartre “The sea’s rising, the boat must be lightened.” – Alfred Noyes “Can anyone row this boat across this river, without an oar?” “The love boat has crashed against the everyday.” – Vladimir Mayakovsky “Even if it is made up of gold, the sailing boat can go nowhere without the humble wind!” – Mehmet Murat ildan “Remember when you were my boat, and I was your sea?” “Boat is nothing without water and man without his dreams!” – Mehmet Murat ildan “You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy a boat and that’s pretty much the same thing.” “We may have all come on different ships, but we’re in the same boat now.” – Martin Luther King, Jr. “When you get on the boat that’s saving yo...