24 Most Funny Memories With Friends Quotes

A friend in need, is a friend indeed. We have presented some Funny Friends Quotes to make your friendship bond strong. It will be source of happiness on your and your friend's face.

Funny Memories With Friends Quotes
 Funny Memories With Friends Quotes

  1. “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” - Mark Twain
  2. “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” - Terri Guillemets
  3. “Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” - Laurie Colwin
  4. “We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!“ - Unknown
  5. “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.”
  6. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” - C.S. Lewis
  7. “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” - Aaron Machado
  8. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” - Bernard Meltzer
  9. “You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang.”
  10. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” - Linda Grayson
  11. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” - Laurence J. Peter
  12. “Friends are the family you choose.” - Jess C. Scott
  13. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” - Sylvia Plath
  14. “‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” - A.A. Milne
  15. “Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.” - C.J. Langenhoven
  16. “Some people only get called by their nicknames. Usually, it sounds weird to even say their real name.” - Kishore
  17. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” - Greg Tamblyn
  18. “If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky.” - S.E. Hinton
  19. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” - Unknown
  20. “Friends are relatives you make for yourself.” - Eustache Deschamps
  21. “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.” - C.S. Lewis
  22. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” - Joan Powers
  23. “A friend to all is a friend to none.” - Aristotle
  24. “Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.” - Oscar Wilde


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