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24 Most Funny Memories With Friends Quotes

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A friend in need, is a friend indeed. We have presented some Funny Friends Quotes to make your friendship bond strong. It will be source of happiness on your and your friend's face.  Funny Memories With Friends Quotes “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” - Mark Twain “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” - Terri Guillemets “Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” - Laurie Colwin “We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!“ - Unknown “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.” “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” - C.S. Lewis “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” - Aaron Machado “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are

Short Funny Boating Quotes From Movies

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If you like sailing. You want to read some Funny and hilarious Boating Quotes. We have collected for you some Funny Boat Quotes which you will surely enjoy.  Funny Boating Quotes “Don’t bring an anchor, on a sinking boat.” – Anthony Liccione “Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.” – Jean-Paul Sartre “The sea’s rising, the boat must be lightened.” – Alfred Noyes “Can anyone row this boat across this river, without an oar?” “The love boat has crashed against the everyday.” – Vladimir Mayakovsky “Even if it is made up of gold, the sailing boat can go nowhere without the humble wind!” – Mehmet Murat ildan “Remember when you were my boat, and I was your sea?” “Boat is nothing without water and man without his dreams!” – Mehmet Murat ildan “You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy a boat and that’s pretty much the same thing.” “We may have all come on different ships, but we’re in the same boat now.” – Martin Luther King, Jr. “When you get on the boat that’s saving you, d

40 Best Running Laughing Quotes That Motivate

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Here are Humorous Insights from Runners and Celebrities that Motivate you to running and keep your health fitness. Read and share on someone to create more fun Running Laughing Quotes "My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." Milton Berle "Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe is choosing the left one." Unknown "I consider my refusal to run today as resistance training." Unknown "Run like you stole something." Unknown "If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it." Gene Thibeault "The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." Erma Bombeck "Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run." Jumbo Elliot "I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster." Robin Williams "Life is short. Running makes it seem longer." Ba

50 Funny Spongebob Quotes To Get You Through Your Day

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Here are more Funny Spongebob Quotes about Life, and Inspirational Spongebob Quotes. Read and share to someone loved. Funny Spongebob Quotes “I got diarrhea!” – Spongebob “Fine, I guess you’re gonna miss…the panty raid.” – Patrick “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – Spongebob “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” – Spongebob “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – Spongebob “Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob: Hey, Patrick. Patrick: What? Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24. Patrick: Let me heard it. Spongebob: …25 “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” – Patrick Star “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob “Home is where you’re surrounded by oth

20 Best Harry Potter Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

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These Harry Poetry Funny, Touching, and just Plain Iconic Quotes will make you want to reread or re-watch the series. Read and share with someone. Harry Potter Funny Quotes “I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.” - Professor Flitwick, 'Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince'. “Rita Skeeter: Congratulations, Harry! I wonder if you could give me a quick word? Harry: Yeah, you can have a word. Good-bye.” - 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire'. “Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time.” - Professor McGonagall, 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone'. “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl!” - Hermione Granger, 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire'. "Ron: I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night. What d’ya think that’s gonna mean? - Harry: Probably that you’re going to be e

Best 30 Funny Golf Quotes That You Laugh Out Loud

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Here is a beautiful collection of 30 Funny Golf Quotes - More inspirational and Funniest Golf Sayings that will bring a smile to your face. Funny Golf Quotes “They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.” ‒ Raymond Flyod.  “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” ‒ Ben Hogan. “I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” ‒ Gerald Ford. “As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” ‒ Ben Hogan. “But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.” ‒ Payne Stewart. “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” ‒ Dean Martin. “Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.” ‒ Bill Cosby. “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” ‒ G. K. Chesterton. “Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron wa

Top 15 Fishing Laughing Quotes & Sayings

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Find Fishing Laughing Quotes of your choice and share with friends or on social media to make your day more beautiful. Fishing Laughing Quotes Somebody behind you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. - John Steinbeck Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. - Zenna Schaffer My biggest worry is that my wife (when I’m dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. - Koos Brandt Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. - Anonymous There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. - Paul O’Neil Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it

50+ Good Morning Funny Quotes Extraordinary For Laugh

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Best Good Morning Funny Quotes - Here are some Funny Good Morning Wishes Quotes for someone exceptional. Read and share to loved ones Good Morning Funny Quotes Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning. — Marlo Thomas Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. — Glen Cook Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day. — Terry Pratchett Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. — James Marsden Morning will come, it has no choice. — Marty Rubin Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird. — Kurt Cobain Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. — Punit Ghadge Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. — Robert Heinlein Mornings are pure evil from the pits

Funny Sunday Quotes Celebrating the Upcoming Week Joyful

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Explore our collection of inspirational, wise, uplifting and Sunday Funny Quotes, Sayings and Sunday proverbs, collected from a variety of sources over the years. Read and share..  Funny Sunday Quotes “Nevertheless, we move ahead as if we knew what the future holds. We have faith because of this. As a result of our faith,” “Trust in the perfect timing of God, and never, ever, underestimate your significance or value in the universe. This exact moment in history was when you were born.” “It is easier to focus on being a blessing to others and being continuously blessed, than to constantly strive to be a blessing and fail to succeed.” “There is just one reason we ask others about their weekends: so that we may share our own weekend adventures.” “Best wishes for your lovely Sunday! We must experience the world in all of its permutations: the good, the bad, the bitter, the sweet, the brilliant, and the dark. Use dualities to your advantage. The more experience you acquire, the more mature

Top Funny Flower Quotes, Sayings That You Laugh More

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Read and share Funny Flower Quotes And Sayings. Our beautiful collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Funny Flower Quotes "At my age flowers scare me.'  —George Burns "If you want to say it with flowers, remember that a single rose screams in your face: 'I'm cheap!'"  —Delta Burke "I don't know whether nice people tend to grow roses or growing roses makes people nice."  —Roland A Browne "A man walks into a flower shop. 'I'd like some flowers please.' 'Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?' He shrugs 'Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh . . .' 'Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?'"  —Anonymous "A fox is a wolf who sends flowers."  —Ruth Brown "I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs. Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back."  —Bette Davis "I hope that while so many people are out sm