40 Best Running Laughing Quotes That Motivate

Here are Humorous Insights from Runners and Celebrities that Motivate you to running and keep your health fitness. Read and share on someone to create more fun

Running Laughing Quotes

Running Laughing Quotes

  1. "My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." Milton Berle
  2. "Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe is choosing the left one." Unknown
  3. "I consider my refusal to run today as resistance training." Unknown
  4. "Run like you stole something." Unknown
  5. "If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it." Gene Thibeault
  6. "The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." Erma Bombeck
  7. "Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run." Jumbo Elliot
  8. "I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster." Robin Williams
  9. "Life is short. Running makes it seem longer." Baron Hansen
  10. "If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill." Marty Stern
  11. "Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television." Victoria Wood
  12. "Start slow, then taper off." Walt Stack
  13. "I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups." Rita Rudner
  14. "It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it." Brooks Johnson
  15. "Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second." William James
  16. "If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway." Don Kardong
  17. "No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success. Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes." Don Kardong
  18. "Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed." Charles Schulz
  19. "There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys." Gabrielle Zevin
  20. "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." Martin Mull
  21. "If you feel bad at 10 miles, you're in trouble. If you feel bad at 20 miles, you're normal. If you don't feel bad at 26 miles, you're abnormal." Rob de Castella
  22. "Good things come slow. Especially in distance running." Bill Dellinger
  23. "How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you." Jimmy Fallon
  24. "Run like hell and get the agony over with." Clarence DeMar
  25. "Running a marathon felt like I played in a very rough football game with no hitting above the waist." Alan Page
  26. "It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him." Mike Royko
  27. "The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back." Franklin Jones
  28. "Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas." Esa Tikkannen
  29. "If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise." P.Z. Pearce
  30. "I believe that the good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street." Neil Armstrong
  31. "Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet." Unknown
  32. "Runner's logic: I'm tired. Let me go for a run." Unknown
  33. "Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
  34. Unknown
  35. "Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
  36. Unknown
  37. "A good run is like a cup of coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one." Unknown
  38. "I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly." Bill Kirby
  39. "I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty." Wendy Liebman
  40. "We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." Will Rogers



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