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Funny Flower Quotes

• "At my age flowers scare me.' —George Burns
• "If you want to say it with flowers, remember that a single rose screams in your face: 'I'm cheap!'" —Delta Burke
• "I don't know whether nice people tend to grow roses or growing roses makes people nice." —Roland A Browne
• "A man walks into a flower shop.
• 'I'd like some flowers please.'
• 'Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?'
• He shrugs 'Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh . . .'
• 'Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?'" —Anonymous
• "A fox is a wolf who sends flowers." —Ruth Brown
• "I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs. Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back." —Bette Davis
• "I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some." —Herbert Rappaport
• "Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well." —Robert Heinlein
• "Why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?" —W. D. Richter
• "By the time one is eighty, it is said, there is no longer a tug of war in the garden with the May flowers hauling like mad against the claims of the other months. All is at last in balance and all is serene. The gardener is usually dead, of course." —Henry Mitchell
• "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." —Oscar Levant
• "If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn." —Andrew Mason
• "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." —H.L.Mencken
• "Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them." —A. A. Milne
• "Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive." —Brian Clough
• "Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to face in an opposite direction from the way the arranger desires." —Marcelene Cox
• "Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf." —Lewis Mumford
• "Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf." —Lewis Mumford
• "I hate flowers—I paint them because they're cheaper than models and they don't move." —Georgia O'Keeffe
• I named all my children after flowers. There's Lillie and Rose and my son, Artificial. —Bert Williams

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