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• Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning. — Marlo Thomas
• Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. — Glen Cook
• Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day. — Terry Pratchett
• Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. — James Marsden
• Morning will come, it has no choice. — Marty Rubin
• Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird. — Kurt Cobain
• Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. — Punit Ghadge
• Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. — Robert Heinlein
• Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore. — Rachel Caine
• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. — Dorothy Parker
• Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield. — Catherynne Valente
• Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed. — Gehenna Toss
• I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off. — Jarod Kintz
• Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. — David Lynch
• The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. — Jean Kerr
• My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door. — Willie Geist
• Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness. — Nanea Hoffman
• I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. — Lewis Black
• I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill
•  Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can’t see a damn thing before having coffee. — Aleksandra Ninkovic
• I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom. — Unknown
• Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it. — Richard Whately
• One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. — Groucho Marx
• I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. — Benjamin Franklin
• You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55. — Bob Dole
• Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. — Ursula Le Guin
• The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. — Robert Frost
• Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day. — Phil Dunphy
• It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning. — H.G. Wells
• When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods
• Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.  — Medeia Sharif
• I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.” — Kevin Hearne
• Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. — Robert Orben
• Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it. — Mitch Hedburg
• I’m sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Frank Sinatra
• A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray. — Marcia Carrington
• Morning not only forgives, it forgets. — Marty Rubin
• In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog. — Leslie Connor
• Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip. — Kris Kidd
• I hate mornings, they start so early. — Janet Evanovich
• The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me. — Uknown
• What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours and already conquered France. — Timur Vermes
• Some mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone. — Job Might
• I need to get up; my coffee needs me. — Unknown
• Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction. — Unknown
• Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on? — J.R.R. Tolkien
• Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon. — Tony Smite
• So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience. — Moss Hart
• Good morning is a contradiction of terms. — Jim Davis
• There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. — Kristen Chandler
• I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there. — James Lileks

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