Top 20 Funniest Christion Quotes & Sayings

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Funniest Christion Quotes Sayings
Funniest Christion Quotes & Sayings

  1. Always remember that Hell is really un-cool.
  2. Jesus is God's selfie.
  3. Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him.
  4. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
  5. Need a lifeguard? He walks on water.
  6. The best vitamin for a believer is B1.
  7. When you throw mud, you lose ground.
  8. Call 911; our pastor is on fire!
  9. If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table, not a taller fence.
  10. Visitors welcomed. Members expected.
  11. Lord, help us be the people our dogs think we are.
  12. Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?
  13. The struggle is real but so is God.
  14. Looking for the perfect gift? Find Him here.
  15. You have one new friend request from: Jesus.
  16. When gratitude becomes your default setting, life changes.
  17. Less hate, more pancakes.
  18. Don't make me come down there. – God
  19. How do we make Holy Water? We boil the Hell out of it!
  20. Adam and Eve: The first people to read the Apple terms and conditions.
  21. Trust in God, but lock your car.

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