Nurses Funny Quotes That Make You Laugh At More

Having a really rough day at work? These seriously nurses funny quotes and ecards can make your day so much better. Check out our awesome collection below

Nursing Funny Quotes
Nursing Funny Quotes 

  • "And don’t forget to tie the back because no one wants to see your ass, either!!!
  • "Umm 1 actually, and it’s in my hair."
  • "Also Read: 15 Funny Signs You Grew Up With A Mom Who Is A Nurse."
  • “3 AM: the time when you remember you forgot to chart that thing, bring that lady her water, or pass that med.”--unknown

Nurses Funny Quotes
Nurses Funny Quotes
  • “Nursing is not for the empty of heart...nor the faint of heart. ” –unknown
  • I love ICU! Changes my “Hey, I just paged you.. yes, it’s crazy.. I need more orders.. So call me, maybe?”
  • "I cannot even tell you how many times I have said these exact words out loud……"
  • "Yes, this is my life. It’s called being a nurse!"
  • "Document it and watch it for the train wreck that it is!"
  • "When nurses tell gross stories to their friends…"
  • "A lot of us know more than we say. We’re just old enough not to care who knows what we know…"
  • "There are definitely days that I’d like to… But then where would people get their dilaudid fix?"
  • "And there is always that patient/resident that says, “Well, that’s your JOB isn’t it?!” ugh"
  • "This is TRUE…I did Google it of course…LOL…"
  • "There’s always a few that I dread getting report from, cause I know they didn’t do jack on their shift!"
  • “Nurse: the first person you see after saying, ‘Hold my beer and watch this!’”--unknown
  • “When I heard 2020 was going to be the year of the nurse, this is not what I expected…”--unknown

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