Top 15 Fishing Laughing Quotes & Sayings

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Fishing Laughing Quotes
Fishing Laughing Quotes

  • Somebody behind you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
  • It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. - John Steinbeck
  • Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. - Zenna Schaffer
  • My biggest worry is that my wife (when I’m dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. - Koos Brandt
  • Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. - Anonymous
  • There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. - Paul O’Neil
  • Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
  • There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. - Patrick F. McManus
  • We ask a simple question and that is all we wish; Are all fisherman liars or do only liars fish?- William Sherwood Fox
  • An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won’t let him do it at home. - Anonymous
  • The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. - A. K. Best
  • A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. - Anonymous
  • There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - Anonymous
  • Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. - Paul Schullery
  • If fishing is religion, fly fishing is high church. - Tom Brokaw
  • Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. - Anonymous
  • The best way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly. - Anonymous
  • Do not tell fish stories where the people know you… but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
  • May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. - Irish Saying
  • I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering trout. - Paul O’Neill



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