50 Funny Spongebob Quotes To Get You Through Your Day

Here are more Funny Spongebob Quotes about Life, and Inspirational Spongebob Quotes. Read and share to someone loved.

Funny Spongebob Quotes
Funny Spongebob Quotes
  1. “I got diarrhea!” – Spongebob
  2. “Fine, I guess you’re gonna miss…the panty raid.” – Patrick
  3. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – Spongebob
  4. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick
  5. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob
  6. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” – Spongebob
  7. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – Spongebob
  8. “Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob Squarepants
  9. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick. Patrick: What? Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24. Patrick: Let me heard it. Spongebob: …25
  10. “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” – Patrick Star
  11. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob
  12. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
  13. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” -Spongebob
  14. Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
  15. Mr. Krabs: I didn’t want to say this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?
  16. “Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells…smelly.” – Mr. Krabs
  17. “I am ugly and I’m proud!” – Spongebob
  18. “Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs
  19. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward
  20. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward
  21. “But it’s my only night to be fancy!” – Squidward
  22. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” – Squidward
  23. “So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” – New Narrator
  24. “It’s called The Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.” – Patrick
  25. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
  26. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton
  27. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob
  28. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob
  29. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors. Indoors.” – Spongebob
  30. “Two words, Spongebob. Na. Chos.” – Patrick
  31. Bouncer: Welcome to The Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
  32. Customer: How tough am I? How tough am I? I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning. Bouncer: Yeah, so?
  33. Customer: Without any milk.
  34. “If I was a mom…this would be kind of shocking. Just call me daddy!” – Patrick
  35. Spongebob: You’re just in time to enlist in my army! Join me, and together we will fight the Pink Menace! Patrick: That’s me!
  36. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob
  37. “I Spongeboob. SPONGEBOOB? Who’s Spongeboob? I said Spongeboob. Again, again, sorry people.” – Patrick
  38. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob
  39. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob
  40. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…” – Patrick Star
  41. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob
  42. “Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob
  43. “Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” – SpongeBob
  44. “Ha, ha! It’s a giraffe!” – Patrick
  45. Spongebob: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jrs. Patrick: You tell em Spongebob. Spongebob: Patrick, what are you doing here? Patrick: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesday.
  46. Spongebob: I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos. Doctor: Boo-boos, eh? I think you guys want THAT hospital. Spongebob: …WEENIE HUT GENERAL?
  47. “My leg! My leg!” – Bikini Bottom Citizen
  48. “We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs
  49. Squidward: Spongebob, I have a confession to make. Spongebob: Eek! You’re bald?!?


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