20 Best Harry Potter Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

These Harry Poetry Funny, Touching, and just Plain Iconic Quotes will make you want to reread or re-watch the series. Read and share with someone.

Harry Potter Funny Quotes
Harry Potter Funny Quotes

  1. “I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.” - Professor Flitwick, 'Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince'.
  2. “Rita Skeeter: Congratulations, Harry! I wonder if you could give me a quick word? Harry: Yeah, you can have a word. Good-bye.” - 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire'.
  3. “Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time.” - Professor McGonagall, 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone'.
  4. “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl!” - Hermione Granger, 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire'.
  5. "Ron: I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night. What d’ya think that’s gonna mean? - Harry: Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something." - J.K. Rowling, 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban'.
  6. “Why, dear boy, we don’t send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.” - Cornelius Fudge, 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban'.
  7. “Because – oh shut up laughing, you two – because they've both just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball!" - Ginny Weasley, 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire'.
  8. “Of course, it would be difficult. And dangerous, very dangerous.” - Hermione Granger, 'Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets'.
  9. “These are mad times we live in! Mad!” - Professor Horace Slughorn, 'Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince'.
  10. “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” - Albus Dumbledore, 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban'.
  11. “The mind is not a book to be opened at will and examined at leisure.” - Severus Snape, 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix'.
  12. “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” - Marauder’s Map, 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban'.
  13. “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.” - Harry Potter, 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban'.
  14. “That’s what they should teach us here. How girls’ brains work… It would be more useful than divination, anyway…” - Ron Weasley, 'Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix'.
  15. “Mr. Dursley: You’re not allowed to do magic outside school. Harry: Yeah? Try me.” - J.K. Rowling, 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban'.
  16. “Hermione: The task is two days from now! Harry Potter: Really? I had no idea.” - J.K. Rowling, 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire'
  17. ‘‘Why are they all standing around that manky old boot?” - Harry Potter, 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire'.
  18. “Don’t let the muggles get you down.” - Ron Weasley, 'Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban'.
  19. “How can I have hung round you for five years and not think girls are clever?” - Ron Weasley, 'Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince'.
  20. “Hermione: Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you. Harry: Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?" - J.K. Rowling, 'Harry Potter And The Order Of Phoenix'.

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