Top Funny Quotes That Will Make You LOL

Here are more Funny Spongebob Quotes about Life, and Inspirational Spongebob Quotes. Read and share to someone loved. Funny Spongebob Quotes “I got diarrhea!” – Spongebob “Fine, I guess you’re gonna miss…the panty raid.” – Patrick “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – Spongebob “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” – Spongebob “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – Spongebob “Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob: Hey, Patrick. Patrick: What? Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24. Patrick: Let me heard it. Spongebob: …25 “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” – Patrick Star “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob “Home is where you’re surrounded by oth...

These Harry Poetry Funny, Touching, and just Plain Iconic Quotes will make you want to reread or re-watch the series. Read and share with someone. Harry Potter Funny Quotes “I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.” - Professor Flitwick, 'Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince'. “Rita Skeeter: Congratulations, Harry! I wonder if you could give me a quick word? Harry: Yeah, you can have a word. Good-bye.” - 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire'. “Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time.” - Professor McGonagall, 'Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone'. “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl!” - Hermione Granger, 'Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire'. "Ron: I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night. What d’ya think that’s gonna mean? - Harry: Probably that you’re going to be e...

Here is a beautiful collection of 30 Funny Golf Quotes - More inspirational and Funniest Golf Sayings that will bring a smile to your face. Funny Golf Quotes “They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.” ‒ Raymond Flyod.  “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” ‒ Ben Hogan. “I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” ‒ Gerald Ford. “As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” ‒ Ben Hogan. “But in the end it's still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you've missed the point.” ‒ Payne Stewart. “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” ‒ Dean Martin. “Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.” ‒ Bill Cosby. “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” ‒ G. K. Chesterton. “Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron wa...

Find Fishing Laughing Quotes of your choice and share with friends or on social media to make your day more beautiful. Fishing Laughing Quotes Somebody behind you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. - John Steinbeck Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. - Zenna Schaffer My biggest worry is that my wife (when I’m dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. - Koos Brandt Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. - Anonymous There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. - Paul O’Neil Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it ...

Best Good Morning Funny Quotes - Here are some Funny Good Morning Wishes Quotes for someone exceptional. Read and share to loved ones Good Morning Funny Quotes Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning. — Marlo Thomas Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. — Glen Cook Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day. — Terry Pratchett Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. — James Marsden Morning will come, it has no choice. — Marty Rubin Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird. — Kurt Cobain Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. — Punit Ghadge Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. — Robert Heinlein Mornings are pure evil from the pits ...

Explore our collection of inspirational, wise, uplifting and Sunday Funny Quotes, Sayings and Sunday proverbs, collected from a variety of sources over the years. Read and share..  Funny Sunday Quotes “Nevertheless, we move ahead as if we knew what the future holds. We have faith because of this. As a result of our faith,” “Trust in the perfect timing of God, and never, ever, underestimate your significance or value in the universe. This exact moment in history was when you were born.” “It is easier to focus on being a blessing to others and being continuously blessed, than to constantly strive to be a blessing and fail to succeed.” “There is just one reason we ask others about their weekends: so that we may share our own weekend adventures.” “Best wishes for your lovely Sunday! We must experience the world in all of its permutations: the good, the bad, the bitter, the sweet, the brilliant, and the dark. Use dualities to your advantage. The more experience you acquire, the mor...

Read and share Funny Flower Quotes And Sayings. Our beautiful collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Funny Flower Quotes "At my age flowers scare me.'  —George Burns "If you want to say it with flowers, remember that a single rose screams in your face: 'I'm cheap!'"  —Delta Burke "I don't know whether nice people tend to grow roses or growing roses makes people nice."  —Roland A Browne "A man walks into a flower shop. 'I'd like some flowers please.' 'Certainly, Sir. What did you have in mind?' He shrugs 'Well I'm not sure, I uh, I uh, I uh . . .' 'Perhaps I could help. What exactly have you done?'"  —Anonymous "A fox is a wolf who sends flowers."  —Ruth Brown "I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs. Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back."  —Bette Davis "I hope that while so many people are out sm...

Read more Funny Christian Quotes  and Funny Christian Sayings . Let these funny Christian Quotes add some humor to your life.   Funniest Christion Quotes & Sayings Always remember that Hell is really un-cool. Jesus is God's selfie. Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. Need a lifeguard? He walks on water. The best vitamin for a believer is B1. When you throw mud, you lose ground. Call 911; our pastor is on fire! If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table, not a taller fence. Visitors welcomed. Members expected. Lord, help us be the people our dogs think we are. Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire? The struggle is real but so is God. Looking for the perfect gift? Find Him here. You have one new friend request from: Jesus. When gratitude becomes your default setting, life changes. Less hate, more pancakes. Don't make me come down there. – God How do we make Holy Water? We b...

Here are some beautiful You Complete Me Quotes for Her / Him. Read and share on Facebook, Twitter and Blogs.  Because You Complete Me Quotes Many works of the past complete what they announce they are going to do, to our increasing boredom. Certain others plague me because I cannot follow their intentions. I can tell at a glance what Fabritius is doing, but I am spending my life trying to find out what Rembrandt was up to. - Philip Guston    It is very unkind of you to feel this way. Any woman should properly yield, it seems to me, even a complete stranger, because that is the way of the world....   All I desire is solace from the flood of memories that overwhelms me. - Murasaki Shikibu You can't ever approach a book as a complete virgin, certainly not if you're a critic. There is a lot of bad faith out there. That's why I finally trained myself not to look at this stuff anymore, because it doesn't do me any good to see myself either praised or attacked. - Paul Auste...

Having a really rough day at work? These seriously nurses funny quotes and ecards can make your day so much better.  Check out our awesome collection below Nursing Funny Quotes  "And don’t forget to tie the back because no one wants to see your ass, either!!! "Umm 1 actually, and it’s in my hair." "Also Read: 15 Funny Signs You Grew Up With A Mom Who Is A Nurse." “3 AM: the time when you remember you forgot to chart that thing, bring that lady her water, or pass that med.”--unknown Nurses Funny Quotes “Nursing is not for the empty of heart...nor the faint of heart. ” –unknown I love ICU! Changes my “Hey, I just paged you.. yes, it’s crazy.. I need more orders.. So call me, maybe?” "I cannot even tell you how many times I have said these exact words out loud……" "Yes, this is my life. It’s called being a nurse!" "Document it and watch it for the train wreck that it is!" "When nurses tell gross stories to their friends…" ...